Åh.... titta så söt hon är mamsens Pärlssons Pärla....   Jag längtar så efter henne, och det känns jobbigt måste jag säga att se henne med tjockmagen och veta att jag inte är med henne när hon kommer att ha ont och vara orolig inför valpningen...

Jag vet att du har det superbra hos Vanja och Dag Harald, och att du förmodligen inte tänker nåt på mig - men du ska veta Pärlan att vi saknar dig här hemma   ! Ja, kanske inte Clådan och Vera - men vi andra....  

Jag fick detta skickat till mig från Stephanie nu i morse, och jag kände bara att jag måste dela med mig av den....

1. The most important rule to remember is never to congratulate the winner of the class.
If you ever feel that you have to, do not try to produce a smile. Unless you have practised at home, it's not going to look real. The best thing to do, is just to walk out of the ring, with an "Oh my God" expression on your face, before anyone - including the ring steward - get a chance to see your placement.

2. As there is only one winner, and many losers, you will find yourself in good company as soon as you get out of the ring. These will make wonderful listeners, so take this opportunity to convince them, and yourself, that the judge was probably a friend of the winner's. In other words, the decision was corrupt. The word corrupt is willingly adopted by people who are looking for excuses.

3. If the dogs of the same people beat your dogs again and again, it's time to slightly change the excuses. Now, tell yourself and the other losers that they win only because they are famous. Ignore the fact that they may have become famous for a reason, for instance for having the best dogs.

4. Another good excuse for constantly losing, is to let people know that you find health and temperament more important than exterior, when breeding. In other words, you are a more serious breeder than the winner. Serious is another good word. It creates a lot of credibility.

5. The more the dogs of your competitors win - the better reason you have to be suspicious. Tell people that the top winner has most probably been dyed, is wearing switches, is drugged or has had several tooth and testicle implants. Choose one, not all.

6. If you feel that the above arguments are fading, you can always move on to the more hidden faults. If you think carefully, surely you will have heard rumours that the top-winner has left a problem in at least one of his offspring. You have a wide range to choose from: try PRA, HD, patella, epilepsy or leg-perches disease. Once the rumour is out and about, the damage is done.

7. To change the subject slightly, you can excuse your loss by blaming the owner of the winner for walking his dog too close to yours and thereby disturbing it. This will win you a great deal of sympathy.

8. Another good excuse is that the winning dog is "made-up" by the groomer and the handler. Whether or not you have touched the dog, just tell people that underneath that fantastic coat and behind that flashy picture seen in the ring - hides a total wreck.

9. If everything should fail, you have a final devastating card on your hands: the private lives of those who win. If you try hard enough you can probably dig up something which makes a story. Look for a divorce, and affair - hopefully including a person within the breed, or some financial problem. If you really can't find anything, start to watch their eating and drinking habits. Then when you add some of your own spice to the story, you will find that most people will eat the dish with great appetite.

10. When and if you do win a class, make sure you win in the style you lose. Tell everybody that finally there was an honest judge, who looked at the dog - not the handler.

by Astrid Giercksky

Om jag inte missminner mig så är hon som skrivit detta en norsk uppfödare av pudlar? Det är väl hon som fött upp världsberömda storpudeln, CH Topscore Contradiction, också kallad King?
Vi såg King vinna BIS bland annat på Crufts och Världsutställningen, vilken hund! - när vi såg honom äntra BIS-finalen på N.E.C., det var något av det absolut häftigaste jag har sett i utställningssammanhang! 

Till helgen är det ju Crufts igen, och detta år stannar vi hemma, men till er som ska dit och ställa ut så önskar vi er ert stort lycka till!!
För er som vill drömma er bort om att vinna BIS-finalen där så kommer här en länk till berättelsen från Crufts av handlern till King...

http://home.swipnet.se/kudos/Cruftsresan.htm